The Postman

Laid on my bed in a hostel in Penang, a strange woman from Korea’s just checked into the bed next door and the light’s are about to go out. I’m tired and my bowels are still a bit grumbly, hopefully they’ll last the night. If not I guess I’ll just shit myself.
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Well I’ll be darned,
I’ve just taken my bike to a local mechanic who the baker next door recommended and not only did he look Dot up and down suitable impressed, but he also lifted her blouse and tickled her gently until she was in good health. And for that he wouldn’t charge me a penny.
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Well sod me,
If I’ve not just been bent over the side of an Indonesian banana boat and buggered by the man who, in the last email, I said looked like an Asian Forest Whittaker from the Last King of Scotland.
He said that if I paid him 1million RP, about 60 quid, he’d get my [...]