The Postman

Well sod me, If I’ve not just been bent over the side of an Indonesian banana boat and buggered by the man who, in the last email, I said looked like an Asian Forest Whittaker from the Last King of Scotland. He said that if I paid him 1million RP, about 60 quid, he’d get [...]

Two minutes left on internet. got to be quick. Got to Malasia okay, had to pay fine for overstay, no problem. Had three cakes for breakfast, curry for dinner. Malaysia lovely, very different to Indo. No hustlers or poo drains to fall through. Hopefully get Dot in the morning from the nameless man who’se supposedly [...]

Okay, so I’m in Medan, Sumatra waiting for the ferry to take me to Malaysia. It comes tomorrow but in the meantime I’ve been staynig in a fairyy tourist friendly part of town. The hotel’s cheap, clean and near MCdonalds and the internet. Smashing. Yesterday then I go for a stroll to the mall for [...]

What a day. It started at 2am when the bumsmear next door kept coming and going on his moped. I don’t know what he was doing but judging by the nature of the hotel he wasn’t up to no good. Like the last one I think it was really a brothel, or service centre for [...]

Well sod me. Last night I arrived in Belawan, the port town at the north of Sumatra where I was suppossed to catch a ferry to Malaysia. All going good apart from losing another glove, another hat and being forced to pay a fortune for a room for a weird hotel where neighbours kept me [...]

Well pour me a shandy and send me up the maypole, in two days time I’ll be on a dingy to Malaysia….. But wait, I’m not done with Indonesia yet and if the last week’s anything to go by then anything can, and probably will still happen. In the last seven days me and Dot [...]