Ah it’s glad to be back. We had a little break from it all for a while, said sayanara (or however you spell it) as we dashed from embassy to embassy trying to keep Dorothy’s show on the road.
And now that we’ve done. We’ve got a new route. No longer through Iran and straight on the easy way to Turkey as we’d originally intended. The chanted hate for Britain after the recent elections put a cap on that.
Now then instead we’re off to China for a brief little while, then on through the Stans to visit borrow Borat and his friends. Hopefully that’l take us up and over the hill to Turkey and we can bounce down dusty and dirty in the exact same place that if we would have had Iran’s door been open.
Today then we’re off, west, riding hard, riding long. Dorothy’s been to the mechanic and is feeling hotter than ever. She even looks good in her new panniers and numberplace combo. In fact, many of the men around here want to buy her off me. If they think she’s some cheap riding slag then clearly they’re mistaking her for her master.
Now we must go. West my friends, to England!!!!