The Postman

… sadly not in the Austrian girl’s bra, but hiding amongst my socks and pants beneath the hostel bed. Idiot.   All good to go then. It’s raining now so in the morning me and Dot are going to hit the road and pick a dirction. North, East, West or South. We’re not sure yet whether to [...]

I’ve lost many things so far on this trip.  A tripod left behind when I stopped to do a handstand on a bridge, a glove which I took off whilst riding just so I didn’t have to stop and unscrew the top off my water bottle which is also now lost. As is the top from the second [...]

Laid on my bed in a hostel in Penang, a strange woman from Korea’s just checked into the bed next door and the light’s are about to go out. I’m tired and my bowels are still a bit grumbly, hopefully they’ll last the night. If not I guess I’ll just shit myself. See you in [...]

Well I’ll be darned, I’ve just taken my bike to a local mechanic who the baker next door recommended and not only did he look Dot up and down suitable impressed, but he also lifted her blouse and tickled her gently until she was in good health. And for that he wouldn’t charge me a [...]

Well sod me, If I’ve not just been bent over the side of an Indonesian banana boat and buggered by the man who, in the last email, I said looked like an Asian Forest Whittaker from the Last King of Scotland. He said that if I paid him 1million RP, about 60 quid, he’d get [...]

Two minutes left on internet. got to be quick. Got to Malasia okay, had to pay fine for overstay, no problem. Had three cakes for breakfast, curry for dinner. Malaysia lovely, very different to Indo. No hustlers or poo drains to fall through. Hopefully get Dot in the morning from the nameless man who’se supposedly [...]